Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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