how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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