I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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