Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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