Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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