From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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