my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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