i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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