your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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