it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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