Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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