Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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