fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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