remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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