he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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