Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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