what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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