508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist