Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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