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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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