But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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