there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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