i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
i've created a new STD.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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