Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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