that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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