Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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