this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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