Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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