Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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