My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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