Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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