What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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