Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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