why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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