Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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