...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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