its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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