It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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