It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
God I need to hump something, right now.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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