You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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