just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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