I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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