went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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