yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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