i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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