its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Randomize