Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
i need some magic done to my vagina
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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