her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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