i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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