first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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