people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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