she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Drake has all the answers
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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